is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
ever notice that all of the teen pop sensations from the past few years have the initials JB? jonas brothers, justin bieber, joe biden
Hey, I'm Ryan, otherwise known as Captain Couch.
I'm into hardcore, hardstyle, and drum and bass, but I'll listen to just about anything electronic. Except for trap.
I'm also into anime and manga and other weeb stuff. But I'm not a weeaboo. I promise.
I've also been a DJ for a few years and I mix stuff. Whoo.
I'm also a computer programmer. Fun stuff.
Feel free to say hi. :)